I have a meeting with... COLIN

age: 32
nationality: Scottish
type of visitor: regular
drinking: filter coffee
eating: nothing

Colin edits the short story website confiction.org and the anonymous submissions poetry magazine Anon -- both of great interest to creative writers. For a long time no one knew what Colin looked like due to the amount of hair emanating from his head and face; some doubted if there was a Colin underneath the hairiness. This exclusive photograph proves that Colin has had a haircut and exists. He looks so surprised because he can see again.